Customized Astrology Reading (Recorded)
Birth Chart, Yearly Chart, Couple's Chart or Business Chart
You've done the shamanic healing circle, ate the mushrooms, got your aura cleansed, did the yoni egg, and still feel like things aren't sticking. You have no clear idea of what to do or when to do it, it is time to bypass the healers and the gurus and go straight to the map that you wrote for yourself.
Hint: it was written in the stars.
ORDER NOW →Warning
This is an unconventional astrology reading.
In the same way you submerge yourself into silence in a deprivation float tank to reach a transcendental state, your bespoke recorded astrology reading will eliminate my ability to read your body language or use your words to interpret--it is pure astrology,
Stripped raw, your reading is potent astrological, spiritual advice recorded and sent to you via priority mail, and is 100% confidential. Even if you change your name...your reading will remain the same. >
INSIDE EMILY KLINTWORTH'S ADVANCED ASTROLOGY READING
YOU PICK THE CHART
Birth Chart, Yearly Chart, Couple's Chart
or Business Chart Options
What Can Your Astrology Charts Tell You?
Discover the Blueprint of Your Life, Your Year, Your Partnership or Your Business
Your Star Map Analysis is a no-nonsense guide to understanding your soul’s mission.
- Birth Chart Reading reveals your core identity, innate strengths, and the lessons your soul signed up to learn. It’s your personal GPS for living a life of alignment and clarity.
- Solar Chart Reading illuminates your yearly opportunities, challenges, and growth points—so you can work with the universe, not against it.
- Couples Chart Reading dives into the dynamics of your relationships—what brings harmony, what brings friction, and how to evolve together.
- Business Chart Reading gives you insight into the energetic pulse of your business: its potential, its blind spots, and how to align its success with your vision.
Free will is always yours, but when you don’t remember who you are or why you’re here, it can feel like you're wandering aimlessly. That’s where astrology comes in. With advanced chart analysis, I help you remember the bigger picture—the highest version of yourself—and how to step into it boldly.
ORDER NOW →"My reading with Emily was a turning point for me. She carefully explained my natal chart and helped me understand so much about myself and my relationships with others."
-Gina, Beauty Stylist
"She helped me find peace during a time when my future seemed so uncertain. She shed light onto my life."
-Marta, World Traveler
"It was heart felt and dead on, with the information gathered from my reading I made a huge transition in my life and I couldn't be happier!"
-Erica, Dental Hygienist
"The insight she was able to offer me helped alleviate many questions I had about my life and bring an inner peace I would not have been able to achieve without her guidance"
-Elizabeth, Retail Specialist
This is not for you if...
- You want hand holding, soft talk, and a fluffy blanket to keep you warm when someone divines the truth for you. I speak in fire.
- You plan to watch this under the influence of a mind-altering substance, including alcohol. Yes, theoretically that could be fun. But no, because the energy work of my readings will get messed up and fall out of service for you.
- You are habitually late, and find yourself unable to arrive on time (astrology is literally the study of time), and if you are fighting with time right now, I am not getting in the middle of it. Sorry, not sorry.
